It’s taken me a lot of time to finally get around to catching Branagh’s mammoth 1996 undertaking of Hamlet. I knew I only wanted to see it in the plush surrounds of Melbourne’s Astor Theatre, projected from a 70mm print (a print that Branagh himself helped save from being dumped by the film’s local distributor), but situations beyond my control stopped me every time. With my imminent departure from Australia I knew I couldn’t leave the country without witnessing all 242 minutes (nearly four and a half hours with intermission!) and, gosh, am I glad I did. Hamlet is truly one of the few films I have seen that warrants – nay, demands – the use of that wholly misappropriated word “epic”. As if the runtime wasn’t enough – the longest film I have ever seen if we don’t include multi-part documentary When the Levees Broke (255mins) which I saw theatrically, and beating Gone with the Wind by a mere 6 minutes – then the lavish production within more than earns the tag.
Sumptuously crafted in a mix of theatrical pomp and cinematic bravado, Hamlet entirely earns its 242-minute sit. Deservedly Oscar-nominated for the awe-inspiring production design of Tim Harvey, Alexandra Byrne’s costume design, Patrick Doyle’s musical score, and Branagh’s own screenplay, the film was Branagh’s fourth trip to the Shakespeare well, of which I have only seen his delightfully spirited Much Ado About Nothing from 1993. He’s gone twice more, but I do suspect the lack of financial success here somewhat dampened his mood to really embracing the work of the Bard again in such a similarly engulfing fashion. It lost three of its nominated categories at the Academy Awards to The English Patient and another to Billy Bob Thornton’s screenplay for Switch Blade, which is a shame. Not that I consider ambition to be an overriding factor in judging a film's worth (unabridged ambition being something that ultimately destroys Cloud Atlas), but it certainly reads as a stronger case of adaptation and design than those films. That it failed to get cited for Alex Thomson’s 65mm lensing says a lot, but that branch stopped being impressed with the super-large format a long time before. Hamlet, Baraka and The Master can sit quietly as bosom buddies.
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I was a big fan of Branagh take on Marvel comic Thor thanks to its incredibly feminine gaze and overt camp sensibilities. It shares a lot then with Hamlet in which the handsome multi-hyphenate chose to not set it in a gloomy castle and a colour palate consistent with that of mud. Instead utilising a lavish, heightened sense of style that makes the four hours of viewing feel much less of a slog, but rather an invitation to marvel. There’s always something heavenly to look at amongst the design, whether it's an intricate piece of accenting detail on a costume, or the sharply details sets. Of course, that's when one isn’t revelling in the extravagant performance at the centre. It’s a film to cherish and admire, although I suspect the cool kids would still find it hard to indulge. Their loss, really.
As a musical there could certainly be more songs, but the ones there are a suitably fabulous. Everybody knows Oscar-nominated “The Man That Got Away” (another inexplicable loss, and to “Three Coins in the Fountain” no less), but the entire film is peppered with such lovely songs that Garland just tears into. Inspirational, too, to filmmakers. One number that sees Garland turn her house into a stage on which to perform appears to be a clear inspiration for the “Everything Old Is New Again” sequence from Bob Fosse's 1979 masterpiece (and my personal favourite film of all time) All That Jazz, whilst the elaborate “Born in a Trunk” medley was quite clearly Martin Scorsese’s go to reference point 13 years later for the infamous “Happy Endings” montage from New York, New York. A film that starred none other than Garland’s daughter, Liza Minnelli. It’s really not hard to see why the film is so revered. I have to finish off the A Star is Born trilogy (of sorts) with the Barbra Streisand version of the 1970s. Something tells me there are more laughs to be had in that particular version, what with the big career highlight sequence being set at the Grammys instead of Oscars. Oh, dear.
Of course, whereas Hamlet and A Star is Born come with the most un-hip and un-popular elements that cinema can have to modern day audiences (flamboyance! prettiness! traditional musical sequences! girly romance!) they succeed thanks to their timeless nature and an appropriate level of taste. Cloud Atlas certainly aims for timeless in its bloated account of our inter-connectedness, but it manages to become entirely tasteless in doing so. Filled with far too many story strands that tell the exact same story of persecution and identity – to some that’s the film’s strength, which I find very odd – with wildly varying degrees of success, Cloud Atlas also comes off looking like the arch enemy of a $100mil blockbuster: cheap!
The filmmakers have bitten off more than they could chew with this adaptation of the so-called “unfilmable” book (On the Road did that task better). The futuristic sequences look far too flat to resonate, with the visual effects appearing uninteresting and lacking depth and pop. The period sequences certainly look a lot better, but only one featuring Ben Whishaw and James D’Arcy feels like it could stand alone as its own story. It could have been a very moving account of a gay romance, but then they need to throw the kitchen sink of visuals at the screen every ten minutes. A 1970s story, a sort of blaxploitation espionage tale set on the streets of San Francisco, was my favourite from a visual standpoint, but Halle Berry’s distinct lack of acting ability makes it a far less remarkable experience. And let’s not even get started on the embarrassing litany of accents and make-up faces that Tom Hanks and Berry have to utilise, especially in the far-future tale of cannibalistic space age horsemen. And Jim Broadbent’s awfully un-reigned performance! Ugh, what was that all about? After this and the vaudeville slapstick routine of The Iron Lady, I think Broadbent has truly lost it.
Really, I could go on and on about the misjudged elements of this movie. Sadly, the filmmakers haven’t even allowed any room for intellectual thought since they so explicitly go to every effort humanly possible to spell out its themes for audiences. An altogether embarrassing combination of unabridged ambition that could have functioned on so many better levels had its filmmakers just taken the Project Runway mantra of “edit!” to heart. The editor should be ashamed of themselves for such rote assembly. Those three hours just felt endless. I secretly suspect the film is actually still going, but I’m too scared to go back to the cinema and check.
Basically, on the “Hugo Weaving in Drag” scale of film critique, I wanted to feel like this:
But in the end I felt like this.
Was your long weekend... er, long? Did you escape the heat inside the cinema? I wish I was in one right now because, oh my gawd, it's too hot here. I'm definitely a grump now.