Thursday, April 19, 2012

Meet the Cannes Class of 2012

The Cannes Film Festival, where Hollywood's obsession with sexy, but vacant and talentless, stars takes a backseat and we can honour true, honest, hard-working THESPIANS. Actors actors who can truly navigate to the depths of the human soul.

Kristen Stewart (On the Road) and Robert Pattinson (Cosmopolis)

Kylie Minogue (Holy Motors)

Zac Efron (The Paperboy)

Shia LaBeouf (Lawless)

Eva Mendes (Holy Motors)

Matthew McConaughey (Mud)

Matthew McConaughey (The Paperboy)

Yes, Matthew McConaughey has two films in competition at Cannes. Once you include the likes of Brad Pitt (Killing Them Softly), Nicole Kidman (The Paperboy, Marion Cotillard (Rust & Bone), Kirsten Dunst, Viggo Mortensen and Amy Adams (On the Road), Reese Witherspoon (Mud), and Tom Hardy, Mia Wasikowska and Jessica Chastain (Lawless), it's as if Thierry Fremaux got particularly horny this year and said "Dear paparazzi, you're welcome."

1 comment:

Runs Like A Gay said...

I worry about Matthew McConaughey's presence at Cannes.

Neither of his films seem like they will need him to lean on someone on the poster.

How will anyone recognise him unless he does that? Will the fans ever see these pictures?