The trailer for Kung Fu Panda 2 uses a catchphrase of "We Will Wok You" and, well, is that any worse of a pillage from Asian culture than any of the songs I've included below (at least one of which is actually very incredible, the rest not so much) in its use of Asian culture for yuk yuks? Some of these videos truly have to be seen to be believed. The Aneka ones are just WOW, aren't they? Your eyes are guaranteed to bug out of your skull at the sheer audacity of it.
The Flirts, "Oriental Boy" | Donna Summer, "Tokyo"
Aneka, "Japanese Boy" | Aneka, "Little Lady"
Meanwhile, does anybody see this and just think of Geena Riley doing an amazing sketch on Fast Forward? The entire video plays like one big gag as it is!
Cyndi Lauper, "Hole in My Heart (All the Way to China)" | Nancy Nova, "Made in Japan"
Alphaville, "Big in Japan" | The Vapors, "Turning Japanese"
Is there a story as to why "turning Japanese" was deemed an appropriate metaphor for masturbation? It's but another confusing aspect of this whole mini-phenomenon. And then there were bands named Wang Chung and Big in Japan, plus Melbourne band Geisha who even had a song called "Kabuki"! I can't quite explain why Asia became so popular, especially with dance outfits, in the 1980s, but I'd rather listen to them than watch Kung Fu Panda 2! Who's with me?
Let's end this little foray by jumping forward a decade and a half from when Cyndi Lauper had a hole in her heart that went all to China, to when Madonna finally caught up and started to use Japanese iconography. Most notably, of course, was her "Nothing Really Matters" video, which is a great clip for a great song. Oh sure, I don't know why Madonna's wearing a rubber kimono why cradling a baby, but why question it?