Tuesday, September 14, 2010

First Impressions

"Leave your comfort zone? Unless you're Zach Galifianakis, right?"

"Oh look, somebody wrote a book about emotionally distant British people! Wait, this is a movie? Is it about emotionally distant British people?"

"I am based on a comic book, can you tell?

"It's nice when unconventional-looking women get lead roles, isn't it? Although her teeth are way too perfect for a British person in the 1960s!"

"The Curse of the Jade Scorpian 2?"


"If Hoot taught us anything it's that audiences really want movies about owls!"

"This movie stars George Clooney."

"I will not be winning Oscars, but I will take your money."

"For black women and the gay men who worship actresses only."

"The impossible true story of how a horse battled against a blue gradient background."

"If you're a male, don't even bother."

"This movie is about computers and how you can make money from them."

"This movie is about computers and how you should fear them. The Net didn't happen, okay?!"

"Someone called Jack goes boating."


Drew said...


J.D. said...

YES YES YES! ALL of this. Haha.

Simon said...

You're the unforgiving sort, aren't you?

Fuck you, Secretariat. Fuck you to the farthest reaches of hell where you belong.