Somebody's uterus is trying to tell you something!
Whose could it possibly be?
Why it would be Renee Zellweger in this absolutely trippy Japanese poster for Down With Love! "Do have sex / Do not fall in love" seems to be her mantra.
I think I've been under-estimating Renee Z all these days. Sure, ever since Cold Mountain she's seemingly forgotten how to act altogether, but maybe her vagina could be the real star. Less squinty! Or perhaps that's just getting too icky for this blog. Yes. Yes it is!