Oh, Hugh. What on Earth are you doing providing quotes for a book by Tara Moss? This picture was stolen from the twitter feed of the fabulous Adam Richard (adjective: his own). It's sort of brilliant.
And yet while Hugh thinks the pages "turned themselves" (with MAGIC?!?) the book is clearly not "selling itself" as evidenced by the discount sticker. From $32.99 to $8.99 is a very big bargain though. Of course in order to savour said bargain you must actually purchase a novel by Tara Moss and that's just something you should not do.