Wednesday, December 3, 2008

omigod i can't believe it if the academy don't nominate him i will lose all respect for them for the rest of my life i might as well go slash my wrists right now because i hate the academy even though i spend hours online discussing them and acting like a five-year-old because if he doesn't win they'll lose my respect forever how can they do that omigod she is a total lock there's no way she can miss for a tiny depressing movie that nobody has seen except me they'd be stupid to not nominate her how dare they not watch all those free dvd screeners they get in the mail i wish i got screeners how do i get screeners it's so unfair can i be a critic please i'd make a good critic i love movies my favourite movie is that one where ben stiller went to meet his girlfriend's parents and robert de niro was in it too omigod so funny like how the cat pissed in the ashes lol how come the academy snubbed it and then nominated something SHIT they should nominate movies that make a lot of money because that's what matters who went and saw that weird clint eastwood movie where it was all in like a different language anyway like was it meant to be japanese i don't get it i mean clint eastwood is my idol and everything he does is so excellent even though i have only seen like five of his movies that movie with the chimp was so funny hah hah omigod why hasn't he ever won an acting oscar he was really great in space chimps oh wait that was a cartoon lolomigod the best animated movie category rox but i don't get why pixar always win and the dark knight doesn't i mean i know it only came out this year but the academy hate superhero movie so much why is that i wonder clearly the dark knight is a LOCK i have a friend who has seen all the movies and sez that all the academy members love it and that it'll win because it's badass and better than the silly movie about heath ledger's babymama and that dog even though i haven't seen it.

9 comments:

J.D. said...

That is the greatest thing I've ever read.

Matt said...

That's a persuasive argument!

Dame James Henry said...

Hey, don't knock Meet the Parents! Oscar-worthy? I think not, but it's generally an above-average crowd pleaser.

Other than that though, I'm thirding (?) the last two commenters' thoughts.

Kamikaze Camel said...

It was the first movie that popped into my head (scarily)!

FranklinBluth said...

what, the HELL, was that?

Glenn said...

I thought that was fairly obvious, no? It's a big piss take to Oscar blog commenters - DUH

:P

Guy said...

Spot. On.

But why is the spelling so competent throughout?

Glenn said...

Even troll idiots have spellcheck, I figure. They do not, however, ever have grammar check.

Boyd said...

omg glenn so rulez!