Maybe if they're Jewish lesbians, perhaps?
Nevertheless, a hearty congratulations go out to Geelong's own (and Stale Popcorn spokesperson, don'cha know)
Oh man, Portia's eyebrows in Scream 2 are fabulous, aren't they? I so wish somebody would release Mr Wrong on DVD. It's clearly brilliant.
I hope Portia takes Ellen's name and becomes Portia de DeGeneres. <-try saying that five times fast.