MacArthur Park is melting in the dark, all the sweet, green icing is melting down. Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh no!
Donna Summer, "MacArthur Park" - Man, I love this song so much. Who left the freakin' cake out in the rain?!
If the light is off, then it isn't on.
Hilary Duff, "So Yesterday" - Obviously. Or not? Is there some philosophical subtext there? Okay, no, I'm fairly sure there is not.
Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, better eat it with a glove or your hand'll turn green.
Neil Diamond, "Porcupine Pie" - ummm...
Oh babe, I wanna put my log in your fireplace.
Kiss, "Burn Bitch Burn" - Maybe that's where R Kelly got his inspiration from (more hilarious lyrics at that link).
Now you're amazed by the VIP Posse, steppin' so hard like a german nazi.
Vanilla Ice, "That Funky Music" - Naturally.