Monday, June 16, 2008

Glenn Reviews Speed Racer Using Google Image Search


I saw Speed Racer yesterday, and y'all know I've been wanting to see this drug trip movie for a long time now. When it came to choosing to write about the experience, however, I hit a dead end. Alas, here is my review of Speed Racer using images found on Google image search. It made sense at the time.

It's like riding a "roller coaster"...


and playing "super mario cart"...


while looking through a "kaleidoscope"...


as you eat "sweet popcorn"...


and drink "tequila"...


during a massive "drug bender"...


in a "Tokyo City"...


"built from lego"...


with "exclamation points" on every street corner...


the night after watching "tron" for 24 hours straight.


B

{fin}

3 comments:

J.D. said...

Holy freaking god.

paul79 said...

Great review. Spot on.

Roman said...

Best review ever. Said it all.