Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Uwe Link

Movieset.com has a video message from Uwe Boll. He criticises Michael Bay, Eli Roth and George Clooney while calling his own work "genius". This is why he needs to be stopped!

Defamer has something to say to Paul Thomas Anderson, too. This one isn't as nice (or, more to the point, not as nice to whoever the hell was in charge of it's DVD release).

The Film Experience goes Dino hunting.

My New Plaid Pants has something for you Paul Thomas Anderson fans out there. Or fans of great cinematography. Either/Or.

The Telegraph has an article about action movie stars or something, but I can't quite get past the image of Shia LaBeouf, James McAvoy and Emile Hirsch at the top. Talk about a dreamy, er, threesome. I didn't mean for that to sound the way it did. Here's an alternate version of that collection, though.

Christ on a bike!

Non-fans of Renee Zellweger will also get a kick out of this line from the above article:

Hollywood talent manager and producer Peter Safran, whose credits include Scary Movie, Meet the Spartans and the upcoming Renée Zellweger film Chilled in Miami...

Hahaha... awww!

Movie Poster Addict has the new poster for Ed Norton's rejigger of The Incredible Hulk. Doesn't this redo seem just as zzz-enducing as the first go-around? And is it just me or is Norton actually wearing DOUBLE DENIM?! Yikes.

Lastly, Arjanwrites has a review of Madonna's Hard Candy, meanwhile PopJustice has a review of the free goodie bag (below)! Fascinating!

1 comment:

Boyd said...

An even better (read: more shocking) line is this one:

Ryan Phillippe, Jake Gyllenhaal and Hayden Christensen, although all successful actors, have not really shone as heroic types and Ben Affleck was a flop as the superhero Daredevil (italics mine). What?!