Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Gwyneth Paltrow Presents: The Pink Monologues

Hi. My name is Gwyneth Paltrow. I am Gwyneth Paltrow. I encompass my body and my spiritual journey of discovery and self-satisfaction is... oh, who gives a crap about that junk. LOOK HOW HOT I AM!!!

And, may I say so myself, a hell of a lot better than the last famous time I wore pink.

That makes me want to cry.

The end.


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