"Do you like this gown? It's very dramatic".
That's not all, Brenda.
* Courtesy of Adem who pointed me in the direction of this fabulous video via Facebook. It really is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. "Fashion is something that is acquired by looking at a lot of different fashions."
A-fuckin'-men, sister! "Let's teleport into my closet and talk about fashion!" This shit writes itself. "Ostrich feathures, anyone?"