Maybe 1000 is understading it?
I need to preface this by saying these are absolutely horrifically terrible. There's no Showgirls-is-actually-a-very-good-movie rationalising about them. They are terrible. No two ways about it. Never has the "Scary Stuff" tag been more apt than now. Yet... wow. Just W-O-W-! These are the funniest things I have seen in a good while (and I just rewatched Quick Change the other night, too!) I laughed so hard I cried. Tears were actually running down my face in hysteria. Everytime they appear in my vision I just break out into fits of laughter.
But, again, awful!
The latest batch of America's Next Top Models needn't feel threatened. Alba's expression is as dead as a no-eyed fish.
Why does her head look so tiny and her shoulders so big? I could get more enthusiasm out of a dead parrot.
The Birds is one of the scariest movies ever made. This brings a whole new dimension to it. Hopefully the producers of the remake don't get ever ironic ideas.
For starters, this was never even in Scream (trust me, I have that movie filed completely to memory) and for someone who has apparently been receiving threatening phone calls and seen her boyfriend get gutted on her porch she seems quite calm, non?
I... don't even know what this is, let alone being able to tell whether it's Alba or not.
Seriously, this is NO.LAUGHING.MATTER.
Except that it is and it is hilarious.
Via My New Plaid Pants, via Egotastic.