Sunday, December 9, 2007
Emily Barclay Pops in For a Chat
I'm Emily Barclay!
I was entirely amazing in Suburban Mayhem and In My Father's Den! Remember those? Yeah, I was amazing in them. What's up with me you ask? Well, after I won an AFI award for playing that Katrina bitch in Suburban Mayhem I was dumped from that bitch Bronte movie - seriously, who was this Bronte chick anyway? And, like, please, that movie's gonna be a big pile of shit anyway. You know how I know that? Because they fired me. ME! Losers don't know what they're doing.
After those shenanigans I went to Los Angeles and basically did fuck all and, needless to say, I won't be becoming Australia's "next big thing". Then I went back to New Zealand and became a waitress. So... umm... I'm still just kickin' back and doing nothing until I start filming Prime Mover in March, a movie so obviously high profile that it doesn't even have an IMDb profile. Awesome, huh?!
...where are those sadface emoticons when you need them?