I never mentioned this when I first saw it - it slipped my mind I suppose - but did you guys see Shia LaBeouf's mug shot? Perhaps it's a sign of me as a person but, damn, I'd still ravage him with gusto. Sure, he looks greasy, glassy-eyed and he needs a shave (hell, so do I!), but he's still majorly adorable. Oh, Shia. Why do you do this to me? Via Smoking Gun.
Let it be known that I had a big thing for Shia before 2007. All those screaming teenage girls need to get in line.