Saturday, November 10, 2007

Pop Quiz

Mulholland Drive's Diane Selwyn is:
a) a meth addict
b) a hooker
c) pregnant
d) has delusions of gradeur
e) all of the above

I tend to go with e. It explains why Coco speaks in abortion metaphors even though she's a lesbian, why she believes she gives amazing auditions and thinks directors want to cast her and why she becomes a paranoid caffein-addicted mouth breather.


J.D. said...

I have no idea what you're talking about. So...

To the top of the queue it goes! :)

Drew said...

Abortion metaphors? I've somehow totally missed this. What did she say that implies abortion?