Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Gae Porn


One of the most dreadfully dull Big Brother contestents was the goofy idiot Gaelan from the 2006 season. His elimination proved to be one of the more faith-enducing ones as he had gone ten weeks without being nominated and then when he finally was the voting public, showing rare insight, kicked him out.


Well, a year later he (thankfully) hasn't become a "media identity", which is what so many who go into that house seem to crave. He has now, however, become the face of Porn Profiler. Uh-huh. Porn Profiler is one of those ubiquitous late night television commercials - 1800 SEXNOW! - that allows men and women to text their name into the number on screen and receive their new porn profile.


So, as the commercial demonstrates, if your ordinary name of "Andrew" just isn't bringing in the chicks (the lady in the ad actually goes "pfft, Andrew?) then you can get your new Porn identity such as "Buck Allnight" because, let's be honest, nobody wants to go home with an Andrew when they can get it on with Buck Allnight. Right? :/

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