...when you can bring the gay bar to your own home! It saves having to primp and work out and look hot and such because Dannii Minogue doesn't care about you. The video clip for Dannii's ace new song "Touch Me Like That" is very gay, indeed. It's all neon and strobe and lesbians dancing in latex and shit like that.
Also, Dannii's wearing Joan Collins' wig.
Did you get that?
DANNII MINOGUE IS WEARING JOAN COLLINS' WIG!!!
There aren't enough hours in the day to explain how freakin' amazing that is.
Anyway, if you touched Dannii the way she's asking she'd probably sprout rainbows and glitter and an entire chorus line of Judy Garland impersonators it's that gay. But, nevertheless, it's awesome.