Girl: Why are we out here?
Guy: I don't know.
Girl: You drove us out here, surely you had a reason.
Guy: Maybe I just thought the movie needed another ten minutes or so of cute banter between us because, let's be honest, we haven't been doing much during this movie.
Guy: I mean, most people want to see some of those Irish hills when they see an Irish movie. We need to give the people what they want!
Girl: Where's my vacuum cleaner?
Guy: You're an idiot.
More on Once later. Needless to say... :(